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"Really I'm not lying," the guy was wearing a fucking bear suit. The website posted groups of women, getting drunk, giving blowjobs and fucking strippers, along with the guy in the fucking bear suit.

They were at bachelorette parties, hen parties and even birthday parties.

My girlfriend at the time was waiting for marriage besides I wasn't going to give up a quick fuck in the back of my truck on the premise that we were getting married anytime soon.

Hell, I was 16 and would have fucked a chipmunk if it was cute enough.

I wasn't drunk, I had no excuse and I wasn't depressed.

She looked good, she tasted good, she was willing and I wanted some pussy...of story.

"Hi Peep's," I'm Richard "Big Dick" Jackson or as my friends call me "BD". By now you've guess, I'm black and an asshole to boot. Yes it's true, that's why my friends call me "Big Dick". As got older, my attitude changed I became that person you didn't mess with.

It started out in high school because of my name being Richard, so everyone called me 'Dick'.

It was funny as hell; all these women were sucking on the same guy's dick or getting fucked by a guy in a fucking bear outfit.

It goes down smooth, but after a few they sneak up on you and the next thing you remember is, it's morning and you lying next to a wookie and Han Solo isn't anywhere around . "I know, I know", a black man that likes Duran, Duran WTF; I get enough grief from the brothers so leave it alone. I personally believed her ass weighed about 60 pounds, 30 pounds a cheek.

The very first thing I noticed about Tam and I mean the very fist, was her ass, not just her ass, but her "BIG ASS". One thing I'll say about her ass, that thing could stop traffic.

It pissed me off, but like everything else in marriage, we compromised. By the 9th year of marriage we had 2 boys, Keith and Brian and a little girl named Faith.

Back to back to back, after that it was snip city for me.

It was funny as hell; all these women were sucking on the same guy's dick or getting fucked by a guy in a fucking bear outfit.

It goes down smooth, but after a few they sneak up on you and the next thing you remember is, it's morning and you lying next to a wookie and Han Solo isn't anywhere around . "I know, I know", a black man that likes Duran, Duran WTF; I get enough grief from the brothers so leave it alone. I personally believed her ass weighed about 60 pounds, 30 pounds a cheek.

The very first thing I noticed about Tam and I mean the very fist, was her ass, not just her ass, but her "BIG ASS". One thing I'll say about her ass, that thing could stop traffic.

It pissed me off, but like everything else in marriage, we compromised. By the 9th year of marriage we had 2 boys, Keith and Brian and a little girl named Faith.

Back to back to back, after that it was snip city for me.

I don't believe in that "it's a mistake" bullshit or "I don't know how it happened" and my all-time favorite is, "I was drunk". When is anyone going to be held accountable for the things they do? I broke up with a girl that I cheated on because I cheated.